So I bet a lot of you are so super sad you couldn’t see Sharon’s performance yesterday, especially after my prediction on this blog on Friday of what would obviously happen. And after having not been there, I am here to tell you all about it because I should know!!!
(harp music [thanks joanna] screen blur, fade in)
everything seemed all happy la dee da
sharon played games with the audience
fans tried to throw salad to her
and she’d catch it in her mouth!!!
some ppl missed but it was ok
all in all it seemed like a just dandy day
until…
a trust had been broken. dreams shattered. lettuce wilted.
soon the perpetrator was discovered. luckily for the bitch, sharon was in the middle of her set and she’s a professional
but it was only a matter of thyme…
this bitch had messed with the wrongass people. and so she had her ass handed to her on a silver salad serving platter.
but alas, the damage had been done…
please support independent music and help feed salad to musicians like Sharon Van Etten because there’s always some dumb bitch who will try to steal ur salad
#moral of the story
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this makes sense
no w8, it does make sense bc sharon is playing great googa mooga 2morrow which is all about food and stuff so this will probably be sharon tomorrow all like “i can’t believe i ate all this SALAD!!!”
#storye thyme
#predictions
#that’s so raven
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so i’ve accumulated a lot of .pngs tbh
And now YOU can too! In honor of National Salad Month, you can now download the Sharon Van Eatin’ Salad Official Transparents™ zip folder and salad away!!! Submit your own, homegrown salads and be entered into the drawing to win a pet manatee!!!
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Everyone is all upset about the latest Thyme cover story and I agree! Maybe if the last generation didn’t put chemicals and high fructose corn syrup in all our food we wouldn’t have to resort to eating only salad!!!! #r00d
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i just realized wut day it iz n maed this.
“I felt a great disturbance in the Forks, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly salad”
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Inspiration (grocery store wars)
omg rich this is so amazing. everyone be sure to read the fine print!!!
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When it’s late at night and you want a tasty bite, what’re you gonna pick?!
SALAD POCKETS!!
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According to The Association for Dressings and Sauces (ADS), May is National Salad Month, so I figured what better way to celebrate than to upload a tidy little zip folder of like 80% of my transparents of Sharon, the band, salad, and forks!!!
Here you go!
So now that I’ve given you guys some templates and made it super-easy on you, I expect to see a lot more submissions from now on, ESPECIALLY THIS MONTH. Don’t be afraid! It doesn’t have to be good. I will probably post just about anything as long as it isn’t offensive or r00d or something, ya feel?
So download that shit and HAVE FUN!!!
FLY, MY PRETTIES!!!!
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