Sharon Van Eatin' Salad

Sharon Van Eatin' Salad

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Hi. I’m Sharon Van Etten and I’m a Saladholic.  I’ve been an active member of the National Institute for Salad Addiction and Salad Use Disorders Advocacy Council Center Association (NISASUDACCA) since 1999 and it’s helped me become the woman that I am today.  Because of this, I’ve started a project called In Saladarity.  In Saladarity provides services and support for Saladholics and their families. You don’t have to do this alone.
Stay strong and stand In Saladarity.

Hi. I’m Sharon Van Etten and I’m a Saladholic.  I’ve been an active member of the National Institute for Salad Addiction and Salad Use Disorders Advocacy Council Center Association (NISASUDACCA) since 1999 and it’s helped me become the woman that I am today.  Because of this, I’ve started a project called In Saladarity.  In Saladarity provides services and support for Saladholics and their families. You don’t have to do this alone.

Stay strong and stand In Saladarity.

Filed under sharon van etten salad sharon van eatin' salad sharon van etten eating salad psa sorry i hope this doesn't offend someone i'm actually not trying to make fun of actual substance use programs i hope people don't think that omg i just saw this pic of sharon and thought it looked like a psa puns

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i call dis 1 omg its salad bloggers birthday n i have no thyme to do anything 4 her let me open up photoshop n oh no this turned out awful oh well an effort was made.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TBH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg THANK U RICH IN NY™ I AM SO SURPRISED I HAD NO IDEA THIS WAS COMING TBH
i like the shark and g9er obv when u think of me u think of large carnivorous aquatic creatures which is understandable #florida #swimmer #gatorwrangler #thatislegitmyjob #notjoking #yesiamjoking

i call dis 1 omg its salad bloggers birthday n i have no thyme to do anything 4 her let me open up photoshop n oh no this turned out awful oh well an effort was made.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TBH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg THANK U RICH IN NY™ I AM SO SURPRISED I HAD NO IDEA THIS WAS COMING TBH

i like the shark and g9er obv when u think of me u think of large carnivorous aquatic creatures which is understandable #florida #swimmer #gatorwrangler #thatislegitmyjob #notjoking #yesiamjoking

Filed under sharon van etten salad sharon van eatin' salad sharon van etten eating salad submission zeke hutchins zeke in a spongebob hat shark birthday i am a large carnivorous aquatic creature

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IT MY BIRFDAY

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#old

anyway i’m not hinting or anything or like trying to get u 2 submit birthday salads or anything like that i mean i don’t care it’s not like today is very important it’s only the anniversary of when i was born which is a totally insignificant event in the grand scheme of things, but in the scheme of this blog like idk maybs if i was never borned someone else would have created this blog but i kinda doubt that tbh

anyway idc what y’all do i can’t control u or anything i am just sayin’

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Filed under sharon van eatin' salad salad blogger salad blogger is old i just like celebrating everything except usually birthdays but i'm actually ok with it this year which is kind of huge tbqh acceptance gif sharon van etten amy poehler everything hurts and i'm dying birthday people with birthdays on the 26th of the month are the best

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Bard Cork
I KNOW THIS ISN’T SALAD (or Sharon) BUT IT WAS A RESULT OF THE SAME ABNORMAL BRAIN ACTIVITY I EXPERIENCE ON A REGULAR BASIS THAT LED ME TO START THIS DAMN BLOG
so many things start this way #fakeautocorrect

Bard Cork

I KNOW THIS ISN’T SALAD (or Sharon) BUT IT WAS A RESULT OF THE SAME ABNORMAL BRAIN ACTIVITY I EXPERIENCE ON A REGULAR BASIS THAT LED ME TO START THIS DAMN BLOG

so many things start this way #fakeautocorrect

Filed under sharon van etten salad sharon van eatin' salad sharon van etten eating salad so far all those tags are wrong lol whatevs brad cook he's in sharon's band and champagne is smthn one consumes much like salad hey i know what i'm doing here don't question the salad blogger i'm a professional megafaun gif

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Guys look at Sharon with my friend Laura at Saladify in NYC.  Laura bought me my first ever NYC salad (it was a beet salad) and DID U NO before that i didn’t know there was such a thing as golden beets
round of applause for Laura expanding my world view

Guys look at Sharon with my friend Laura at Saladify in NYC.  Laura bought me my first ever NYC salad (it was a beet salad) and DID U NO before that i didn’t know there was such a thing as golden beets

round of applause for Laura expanding my world view

Filed under Sharon Van Etten salad sharon van eatin' salad sharon van etten eating salad spotify LAURA i hope this is ok u r famous now sort of laura rulz carrots beets golden beets sharon's socks tho she is so cute laura u r so cute too coupla babes tbh srsly tho this is a rlly cute pic