Sharon Van Eatin' Salad

Sharon Van Eatin' Salad

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YOU GUSYS LIKE I CRAPPED MYSELF WHAT IS THIS

i watched dis new video of sharon and was like “omg she’s singing out the side of her mouth just like joanna does SREENCAP” so then i posted both pics on my own blog and seeing them 2gether i was like “lol i wanna make them talking to each other” and this was completely 100% not planned like i didn’t even think i was gonna post it here bc i didn’t know it was gonna be salad-related but OF COURSE i just naturally gravitated towards plant/herb-related puns as I went along and i also didn’t realize it was gonna end up as a beautiful duet at the end like imagine them harmonizing 3gether on the last line bc that’s what I like 2 imagine

wowowowow

this is the stupidest thing ever but I am laughing really hard so hopefully y’all will 2

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Ok so you guys suck because you didn’t like my last post.

No but 4 real, do you guys not know Rejected or smthn???

Well, if you don’t have 9 minutes to watch that linky link, watch this 1 minute video (see figure 1, above) of Sharon explaining it.

Sorry about my cinematography I don’t like looking in the viewfinder while taping so sometimes I cut off people’s heads, but hey, I did manage to do a nice pan to Heather right at the point where she was Not Amused™ by Sharon’s rambling #hilarious #comicduo #perf

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Sharon Van Eatin’ Salad: This is a PSA

So, this is a bit late in the game to mention but IT TAKES ME A REALLY LONG TIME TO PROCESS THINGS OK.  And this issue needs to be addressed.

SO

I was shocked and appalled when I found out Zeke was no longer touring with Sharon.  Firstly because he is a great drummer and straight up really nice dude.  But also because WELL WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR THE SALAD BLOG.

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And so tbh I have not met the new band members despite seeing them perform 4 times because…idk I am too weird to talk to anyone ever irl apparently?  But anyway, I am sure they are nice dudes and Brad has already made an appearance on this blog as an ~extra~

I don’t resent Brad as he is not replacing anyone and he has a cool beard and Megafaun rocks.

Absolutely no h9 towards New Zeke™ (name via Rich) but…idk guys….this is a real adjustment and I’m not sure what I am going to do in the long run.  But let’s not think about that right now.  I already have old drafts of things that have Zeke in them and tbh Zeke played on the record and is managing her now from what I hear so IMO that means he is still part of the band and so I will continue to include him in ‘shops. I…just…I just really just need some thyme to sit with this, guys.

I don’t think anyone can ever quite replace this:

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Also I’m posting this now bc I just put Zeke into a new ‘shop I’m posting tomorrow because it was fitting and I’m sorry I think I’m just gonna continue to use Zeke and pretend nothing has changed until I am ready to accept reality and I am just not there yet. And that’s ok. We all go at our own pace.

If these things take 5ever, I especially am slow
-Conor Oberst/me #sameperson

So anyway, this is a Zeke appreciation post basically.

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whoops i just reblogged smthn here i meant to reblog on my personal blog i deleted it but if u saw it before i did i’m sorry if you were confuse and looking for salad in it

actually what i meant to do was reblog it here but save it as a draft, add salad to it, and then post it

or smthn like that

whatever ignore me my brain was already on the script of what i was gonna say about it and idek

i. don’t. even. know.

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#tbt July 10th, 2012: I Photoshop #salad into a picture with #sharonvanetten for the first thyme. I cannot beleaf it’s been two years! I don’t wanna get corny, but this blog has bean with me through some rough thymes and has helped me find some inner peas, even when life tries to beet me down. “When life gives you lemons, make a blog about Sharon Van Etten eating salad” they always say. I know I can always find some comic(sans) releaf in finding new ways of putting salad in Sharon’s face. Love, 5ever n always, Salad Blogger #sharonvaneatinsalad #saladblogger #puns
YOU GUYS
I’MA LINK U TO THE FIRST EVER SALAD BLOG POST OK
For those of u who haven’t been with us long, did you know you can go to http://sharonvaneatinsalad.tumblr.com/archive to see all the ollllld posts? Did you know I’ve made well over 500 posts on this blog?  OH MY FUCKING GOD.
#nostalgia

#tbt July 10th, 2012: I Photoshop #salad into a picture with #sharonvanetten for the first thyme. I cannot beleaf it’s been two years! I don’t wanna get corny, but this blog has bean with me through some rough thymes and has helped me find some inner peas, even when life tries to beet me down. “When life gives you lemons, make a blog about Sharon Van Etten eating salad” they always say. I know I can always find some comic(sans) releaf in finding new ways of putting salad in Sharon’s face. Love, 5ever n always,
Salad Blogger #sharonvaneatinsalad #saladblogger #puns

YOU GUYS

I’MA LINK U TO THE FIRST EVER SALAD BLOG POST OK

For those of u who haven’t been with us long, did you know you can go to http://sharonvaneatinsalad.tumblr.com/archive to see all the ollllld posts? Did you know I’ve made well over 500 posts on this blog?  OH MY FUCKING GOD.

#nostalgia

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Ok so for the anniversary I was gonna pull one of those classic sitcom cop-outs and do a “best of” montage but then I sorta decided I wanted to try to sum up the past 2 years in this 2 minute video so obviously this came out great and not a mess at all

Please let yourself be swept away by the sweet melodies of Kenny Rogers, y’all

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HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT THYME IT IS

SALAD BLOG 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY HAYYYY!!!!!!

I know I used that gif last year!!! But it makes more sense this year bc he says “another twelve months” but I used it last year bc I tbh didn’t know if this blog would still be going by now!!!

Thank you all for following and thank you Sharon for being such an inspiration and also thank you salad for being such an inspiration.

I will be premiering a very special video shortly.  Of course.

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