Sharon Van Eatin' Salad

Sharon Van Eatin' Salad

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And now, thyme for a PSA

As you all know, this week is National Public Health Week, and after discussing this in-depth with Sharon from an epidemiological standpoint, we determined it was of utmost importance to talk to you guys about how to maintain your health in this day and age.  So here is Sharon to tell you guys how to stay happy and healthy!

1. Be sure to hydrate! (x)

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2. Get plenty of exercise! (x)

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3. Wash your hands!

4. Try not to sneeze on anyone

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and…

AND

most importantly…

5. EAT YOUR VEGETABLES!!!!!!

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w9 how did that suddenly get more notes now i look like an asshole

whooops that wasn’t the gif i meant

shit that’s not the right one either damnit

that works

Filed under gif sorry

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZEKE!!!!
So when I was making this a few days ago I was rlly struggling like omg Zeke’s birthday is come up what should I do?!?!? And I was think like “what really says ZEKE???” n so I thought abt any conversations I’d had with Zeke n the first one that came 2 mind was talking abt sweet potatoes n he said he didn’t like them (except maybs baked when they sorta carmelize) n I was like BLASPHEMY bc sweet potatoes rule like they are so versatile and Sharon said she didn’t rlly like them either n so I was rlly considering ceasing 2 be a fan over this tbh
but anyway the other conversation I remember having with the 2 of them involved Olivia Newton John and Zeke started singing “Let’s Get Physical” so here is Zeke as Olivia Newton John being birthed out of a giant sweet potato upon a desolate landscape.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZEKE!!!!

So when I was making this a few days ago I was rlly struggling like omg Zeke’s birthday is come up what should I do?!?!? And I was think like “what really says ZEKE???” n so I thought abt any conversations I’d had with Zeke n the first one that came 2 mind was talking abt sweet potatoes n he said he didn’t like them (except maybs baked when they sorta carmelize) n I was like BLASPHEMY bc sweet potatoes rule like they are so versatile and Sharon said she didn’t rlly like them either n so I was rlly considering ceasing 2 be a fan over this tbh

but anyway the other conversation I remember having with the 2 of them involved Olivia Newton John and Zeke started singing “Let’s Get Physical” so here is Zeke as Olivia Newton John being birthed out of a giant sweet potato upon a desolate landscape.

sense=made

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BREAKING NEWS: Sharon Van Etten Quits Sharon Van Etten, Sharon Van Etten to continue without Sharon Van Etten

fyeahsharonvanetten:

above: Sharon Van Etten shreds at Madison Square Garden

Sharon Van Etten band member Sharon Van Etten announced today that she is quitting her band, Sharon Van Etten to pursue her lifelong dream of fronting 80’s rock group Van Halen. When asked about this, Sharon said “It’s a once in a lifetime thing, to make your tumblr name almost kinda true. This has been my dream for quite some time.” When asked about leaving the band named after her, she said “those guys will handle it fine. They’re all really talented musicians, and the addition of Ozzy Osbourne into the group will make the transition almost seamless.”

Sharon Van Etten guitarist Doug Keith said “Working with Ozzy has been a dream of mine, but sometimes I accidentally call him Sharon which is awkward because he thinks I’m making fun of him.”

Sharon Van Etten hits the road this spring with new singer Ozzy Osbourne, check out the pictures below from their show at the Newport Death Festival:

Woah!! 

Holy shit you guys I can’t believe this!  And what is the deal with this related story like wtf srsly

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"Fak gotta put Sharon’s head on colonel Sanders #distracted"    -text i sent Rich while we were in the middle of talkin abt smthn else ~a day in the lyfe~

"Fak gotta put Sharon’s head on colonel Sanders #distracted"
    -text i sent Rich while we were in the middle of talkin abt smthn else

~a day in the lyfe~

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