Hi. I’m Sharon Van Etten and I’m a Saladholic. I’ve been an active member of the National Institute for Salad Addiction and Salad Use Disorders Advocacy Council Center Association (NISASUDACCA) since 1999 and it’s helped me become the woman that I am today. Because of this, I’ve started a project called In Saladarity. In Saladarity provides services and support for Saladholics and their families. You don’t have to do this alone.
Stay strong and stand In Saladarity.
i call dis 1 omg its salad bloggers birthday n i have no thyme to do anything 4 her let me open up photoshop n oh no this turned out awful oh well an effort was made.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TBH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omg THANK U RICH IN NY™ I AM SO SURPRISED I HAD NO IDEA THIS WAS COMING TBH
i like the shark and g9er obv when u think of me u think of large carnivorous aquatic creatures which is understandable #florida #swimmer #gatorwrangler #thatislegitmyjob #notjoking #yesiamjoking
oh wow thanks sharon that’s so nice of u 2 get me a salad cake n say such nice things don’t beat urself up tho just bc i’m the coolest person ever maybe one day u 2 can run a salad blog if u work hard n believe in urself
anyway i’m not hinting or anything or like trying to get u 2 submit birthday salads or anything like that i mean i don’t care it’s not like today is very important it’s only the anniversary of when i was born which is a totally insignificant event in the grand scheme of things, but in the scheme of this blog like idk maybs if i was never borned someone else would have created this blog but i kinda doubt that tbh
anyway idc what y’all do i can’t control u or anything i am just sayin’
I KNOW THIS ISN’T SALAD (or Sharon) BUT IT WAS A RESULT OF THE SAME ABNORMAL BRAIN ACTIVITY I EXPERIENCE ON A REGULAR BASIS THAT LED ME TO START THIS DAMN BLOG
so many things start this way #fakeautocorrect
Guys look at Sharon with my friend Laura at Saladify in NYC. Laura bought me my first ever NYC salad (it was a beet salad) and DID U NO before that i didn’t know there was such a thing as golden beets
round of applause for Laura expanding my world view
guys this is my new catchphrase. this rad older lady i know who’s from brooklyn told me it’s how you ask for something politely #alwayssayplease
it makes me think of sharon because #jersey
To the economy! Hahahah!!! HHAGHAaahah! HhaahhaahAHHAAaa!!! (x)
laughing 2gether w/ salad #friendship #camaraderie #mcdonalds